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Christopher "Tanoro" Gray is a web programmer and science advocate especially concerned with resource management technologies, biology, and artificial intelligence. He is a student of epistemology and philosophy as well as an Atheist competent in Christian theology.
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A Little Atheist Humor
Posted by: Tanoro - May 12, 2012 7:19PM

One day, a street preacher is standing on the street corner and shouting Bible versus at passers-by until a man stops to listen. The preacher takes notice and begins to focus his preaching on the man as if delivering a heated sermon to an audience of one.

"Have you found Jesus, my son!?" The preacher shouted.

"I'm sorry, father, but I'm an atheist," The man replied.

"An atheist!" said the preacher, "My son, what will you say when you pass away and you're standing before God and he asks you, 'Why didn't you believe?'"

"Well," the man replied, "What will you say when you pass away and you're standing before God with your Bible in hand and He asks you, 'You really believed that shit!?'"

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